Monday, October 28, 2019


Any good conformist things going on for Thanksgiving? I'm looking to be a conformist and conform. I want to drive my gray car to a gray event on a gray day while wearing a vertical pin-striped shirt and gray pants, and subject people to my gray personality. Maybe something Thanksgiving related but with my favorite food, boiled rice. Possibly something for engineers, lawyers, or doctors, because a stuffy professional degree is the ultimate mark of conformism. Maybe even something to do with Burning Man, for people who are so conformist that they have to desperately pretend they're not, by wearing fur like everyone else and conforming.

We were going to do something original, imaginative, and creative for Thanksgiving but our plans have been forced to conform.

I actually have a great idea for what to do the weekend before Thanksgiving but I can't tell you what it is because then I'd appear non-conformist, and if there's anything I've learned in life it's that non-conformists don't fit in, and so they get left out, and therefore I have to leave you out of my non-conform
ist plans.

-Dave Bad Person

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