Sunday, January 5, 2020

Celebrating the Death of Iran's General Qasem Soleimani and ISIL's Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi



It's moments like this that I'm reminded of why I started a blog called "Bad Person". It was so I could explore my opinions and exhibit some of the less desirable aspects of my personality without being lambasted and unfairly judged by people on Facebook. Facebook is a notably conformist platform, where everyone is the same shitty shade of blue, and thoughts are best kept small and shallow like many of the minds of the people posting and reading them. It's like a reality TV show where you and your friends are the stars, and ends up becoming a groupthink machine that runs on the lowest common denominator of mob rule and mass conformism.  It's a place where people display their narcissism, show off the best parts of their life while keeping their skeletons in the closet, as they mutually stroke each other's egos with "Likes" and insipidly positive comments. This is why I often call it Fakebook. The short and limited nature of Fakebook's posts is not well suited to deeper, larger, and more independent thoughts, and therefore it can never offer the freedom of a blog. I'll have more to say about the nature of Facebook in a future post.

The problem I have is some of my Facebook "friends" on the far left end of the political spectrum.  These are generally, but not always, the kind of young and idealistic know-it-all college hippie types who dropped acid at Burning Man one time and now think they have license to enforce their values and virtues upon the world. These are the same privileged and entitled people who've always had it easy in life, have always gotten things their own way, and are now incapable of understanding how we ended up with a president that isn't the one they voted for, and they feel the need to complain about it constantly and bully anyone who doesn't agree with their opinion. I got tired of these kinds of people in November 2018 when I realized there was no evidence of Russian collusion in the Mueller probe.  This caused me to create a Facebook alter-ego that I called "Dave Trollpants", so I could troll these people at my maximum annoyance levels and watch their responses.  Much of the time I'd simply post truthful verifiable information, write it in condescending language that told people they were stupid, and then watch these left-leaning folks get angry about it.  Many of these people were so unable to withstand someone of a different opinion that they unfriended me on Fakebook.  That's how bent out of shape people got. Frankly I couldn't give a shit, most of them I haven't seen for years anyway, and we never had much in common to begin with.

Much of my Dave Trollpants posts predate the existence of this blog and Dave Trollpants hasn't been active much lately.  I may get around to posting some of those old posts here in the future. Anyway, the assassination of Iranian General Qasem Soleimani by the US military seemed like another moment ripe for antagonizing these people. This was the Fakebook post I made.
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Waaah, the big bad orange man assassinated General Soleimani, boo-fuckin-hoo, mastermind of hundreds of attacks against the US and its allies in the Middle East over the last few years.

Were you not paying attention to the news earlier this year when Iran blew holes in the sides of tankers in the Persian Gulf by dropping limpet mines from drones? The Iranian drone and missile attacks against a Saudi Arabian oil refinery that temporarily halved the country's oil production and sent waves across the world's energy markets? The orchestration of the recent attacks against the US embassy in Iraq? Iran's support of anti-government militias in Iraq for more than a decade? Just to name a few things that might jog your short memory.

Waaah, mummy, the big bad orange man has timed this to try and distract us from his impeachment. 
As if we're going to forget about that once the media starts shoving it down our throats again over the next few months.

Waaah, mummy, he didn't ask congress if he could kill an enemy of the state? Waaah, mummy, is he allowed to do that? Waaaah, mummy, *sniffle*, poor innocent mister Soleimani *boohoohoo*.

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In the comments I then provided a list Wikipedia articles of recent attacks by the Iranians against the US and its allies in the Middle East.  I understand that you shouldn't believe everything you read on Wikipedia and it has been known to have been compromised for propaganda reasons before, but it seemed like a reasonable source, with more sources contained within the articles. I also created the meme image seen at the top of this blog post, "I like Soleimani's new look".  



The fact that some people are able to selectively ignore the news of numerous Iranian attacks against the US and its allies in the Middle East over the past few years, and particularly in the past year, and still be able to spew their vitriol about Trump for killing the mastermind of most of these attacks, is a sad reflection of these people's mentality.  Soleimani was an enemy combatant and enemy of the state. He was in Baghdad to oversee the recent attacks on the US embassy in Iraq and begin conducting more attacks.  He played a dangerous game, and it ended with a deadly outcome for him.

Trumps opponents were talking it up as Trump's Benghazi. They wanted it to be Trump's Benghazi. Trump didn't allow it to become another Benghazi.



The killing of Soleimani comes shortly after the killing of the leader of the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.  This was a man who was truly a piece of shit.  He was a fundamentalist religious zealot who ran a slave state, committed genocide and ethnic cleansing, used rape and enslavement of women as a policy of state, killed homosexuals, and murdered children for listening to western music.


"al-Baghdadi rose to prominence in ISIL after his detainment with Al Qaeda commanders at the American Camp Bucca in Iraq. Afterwards Baghdadi became directly involved in ISIL's atrocities and human rights violations. These include the genocide of Yazidis in Iraq, extensive sexual slavery, organized rape, floggings, and systematic executions. He directed terrorist activities and massacres. He embraced brutality as part of the organization's propaganda efforts, producing videos displaying sexual slavery and executions via hacking, stoning, and burning. al-Baghdadi himself was a rapist who kept several personal sex slaves."

Here's another article about ISIL which gives more details of the atrocities they committed under the leadership of al-Baghdadi, and which they probably still commit today.


 The list includes:
  • Massacres, forced conversion to Islam, and expulsion of Christians, Shia Muslims, and Yazidis.
  • Attacks on members of the press including torture and murder of local journalists, suicide bombings against TV stations, and release of beheading videos of international journalists.
  • Public beheadings and mass executions, sometimes with the victims forced to dig their own graves before being shot and pushed in.
  • Use of chemical weapons including chlorine and mustard gas.
  • Destruction of religious and cultural heritage, including bulldozing of religious buildings, sites of worship, and archaeological sites.
  • Child soldiers, some as young a 6 years old, recruited or even kidnapped, indoctrinated, and then used as fighters, suicide bombers, and even as blood transfusion donors for adult ISIL fighters.
  • Sexual violence and slavery including rape, forced marriage, and the trading of girls and women as sex slaves.
  • Slavery as state policy
  • Execution of homosexuals, often by hanging, crucifixion, or throwing them off the tops of tall buildings.
  • Allegations of human organ trafficking for profit

After reading that list it's pretty clear that al-Baghdadi and ISIL are dangerous psychopaths who are on the same level as the worst political figures in human history. It's at this point that I guess that I'm supposed to invoke the name of Hitler. That's how fucking bad these ISIL pieces of shit are, probably even worse than Hitler but on a smaller scale.

Yet still we have The Washington Post, a Pulitzer prize winning news outlet in the United States, which charges a subscription to read its news, making a mistake in their headline for al-Baghdadi's "obituary".  Whoever wrote the headline about an "austere religious scholar" didn't know anything about al-Baghdadi and simply wrote the headline based on the first few lines of the article.  It's a simple mistake but one that resulted in a lot of backlash from the public.



Conservative immediately ran with this and created various memes with glowing headlines for the death of other murderous psychopaths.  The Washington Post certain got their ass handed to them over it.






Here are more
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7622229/Washington-Post-mocked-headline-calling-ISIS-head-al-Baghdadi-austere-religious-scholar.html


Trump came out soon after the death of al-Baghdadi and said the world is a better place with him gone.  I don't know how anyone could disagree with that. 

Anyone who doesn't agree with that is not aware of the horrific things that ISIL have been doing. Many of them live in their little white picket fence world where life is good and everything is pretty and orderly. Their lives revolve around their humdrum little days of frivolity and mirth, where meat comes in a packet and they're considering becoming vegetarian so they don't hurt the poor little animals. The horrific stories of ISIL's campaign of organized rape and murder tend not to make it to the news in their full gore and horror, simply because they're so horrific.  You won't be seeing any beheading videos on prime time family news or Good Morning America.  But of course these people think they know everything, because they went to college and partied and got drunk and screwed around for four years, and now they have big knobby careers and feel very important, and they think that what they say goes.  They read the absolute truth in The Washington Post or The New York Times, which are Pulitzer prize winning publications, and these prizes somehow make everything they publish accurate and unbiased.  These publications reaffirm their biases and beliefs.






There are evil people in the world that need to be stopped.  We need to stand up to shitbags like Trump, but we also need to get our fucking prioties straight with regard to standing up to shitbags like Soleimani.  The punishment for being an enemy of the state is death, pure and simple.  So I'm very pleased that Soleimani is dead.  It was about fucking time.

Check out this parody Twitter account of Qasem Soleimani, it has some good jokes about his death.  Ha ha!  Suck shit it you dead piece of crap!

https://twitter.com/Qasam_Soleimani/





If you think the Western media isn't complicit in all of this dumbing down, pussification, and propaganda, think again.  The media is the largest manager and controller of public opinion.  They know that most people aren't able to critically evaluate the massive amounts of information that we have at our fingertips in today's highly connected world.  So they know people will give up and go with their beliefs and biases, and/or be motivated by fear. So what bullshit are they trying to shove down our throats in the news after the death of Soleimani to influence Trump's chances of impeachment, re-election?

1.  Killing Soleimani will destabilize the Middle East?

Trump kills one Iranian general and the normally serene and peaceful Middle East is going to be destabilized? As if the Arab spring of 2011 didn't destabilize it? The departure of tens of millions of Arab migrants to Europe and elsewhere after the Arab spring didn't destabilize it? The ongoing 9 year proxy war in Syria didn't destabilize it? The US invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan in the 2000s didn't destabilize it? The 1990s Persian Gulf war didn't destabilize it? The Russian invasion of Afghanistan during the 1980s didn't destabilize it?  Russian, US, British, and other empire building in the region for the last century didn't destabilize it? The formation of the nation of Israel after WWII in the British protectorate of Palestine didn't destabilize it? The 400 years of running the countries in the region as oppressive religious kook states didn't destabilize it? The decades of small scale terrorist attacks that have been the only way for people to fight back against their governments didn't destabilize it? But Trump kills one military general and that's going to destabilize the region? What a crock of shit.


2.  Killing General Soleimani is an act of war?

Yeah Iran has been blowing up US and allied stuff in the region for years, and ratcheted-up their campaign in the last year, and they've been supporting anti-government militias in Iraq for over a decade.  Soleimani was in Iraq to orchestrate a whole new series of attacks on US positions, starting with the recent attacks on the US embassy, but taking him out is an act of war?  Now Iran is going to call the killing of Soleimani an act of terrorism and label the US as perpetrators of state sponsored terrorism. Now that is knee-slappingly hilarious!

The next thing we'll hear is the left-leaning media talking up the funeral of Soleimani, and how they've never seen such anti-American sentiment before.  Maybe they haven't been paying attention to Iran for the last 40+ years?




3.  We are now at war with Iran?

Yesterday I heard from an acquaintance of mine who's a former Major in the US Marine Corps. He said that Iran and the US have been exchanging shots at each other since the Reagan years, and that most people are unaware of this history.  Consider also that Iran responded with 15 missiles fired at two US bases in Iraq but with no casualties.  Iran's Foreign Minister, Javad Zarif, responded that Iran did not seek war. Trump and members of his team also responded that they do not want war.  Neither side wants war.  So this is just another exchange of shots, the same as has been going on since the 1980s.

Note: is it a strange sign of the times that public announcements of diplomatic decisions now happen on Twitter?





Interestingly, Trump was forced to back down on his claims about targeting Iranian cultural sites, which is a war crime under the 1956 Hague Convention. Trump basically called his own bluff when he did this. If he didn't know this law then he didn't know what sites were targeted.  Not that being the leader of the most powerful military in the world ever has to bluff, but it was an idiotic mistake.  This also resulted in this snippet of video in which Trump claims that "I like to obey the law".  This will be an fun little snippet for future use.






Here's just another example of yet another serene and peaceful day in the Middle East. The cause of the stampede?  No mention of it.

Over 50 killed, 212 hurt in Soleimani funeral stampede; general’s burial delayed
Incident in general’s hometown of Kerman causes mourners to flee for surrounding hills; a Monday procession for the slain general in Tehran drew over 1 million people

https://www.timesofisrael.com/35-people-reported-killed-in-stampede-at-soleimani-funeral/


Yeah boo-fucking-hoo asshole!






Update
Soon after I wrote this blog post, the bungling clowns in Iran shot down a Ukrainian passenger jet that took off from their own airport in Tehran, killing all 176 passengers and crew on board. Yet somehow they didn't manage to injure or kill anyone with the six missiles they fired at two Iraqi land bases.




After the downing of the passenger jet, Iran tried to cover up their fuck-up by removing evidence from the crash site, but in the end they had no choice but to fess up to their monumental blunder.

Iran's people were angered by this and protested the downing of the jet. How did Iran's government respond to these protests? They shut down the internet and fired on the protesters to disperse them.



Poor Soleimani, *sniffle*, his killing was an illegal act of war by the big bad orange man. We're so fucked now, WWIII is on. We're all gonna die and it's the big bad orange man's fault. We're the worst country in the world. Boohoohoooo!

As if that wasn't bad enough, shortly after this the Iranian government tried to spread propaganda by claming it was the US's fault that they shot down the passenger jet because the US had ratcheted up tensions.  HOW FUCKING COMICAL!!!
PWAAAHAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAA!!

You bungling fucking clowns! Fuck you Iran, and fuck your pathetic little shithole country!  You have one choice left, join us or fucking DIE!!!

And to the leftist wanks here in the US who are siding with this piece of shit country, fuck you too!


To the people of Iran who support regime change, we stand with with you!

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So there you go, that was Dave Trollpants.  Don't forget to sign up for my blog at the top right of this page.

-Dave Bad Person




Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Trip to Anza-Borrego, December 21 & 22, 2019.




Here are some photos from the weekend trip we did with Melinda to Anza-Borrego on December 21 & 22, 2019.  We camped near Palm Spring and visited View of the Badlands wash and enjoyed the view over the Carrizo Badlands.  We also visited the Blue Sun Cave on the solstice and discovered the sun does not enter the cave on the solstice as I'd hoped. We also stopped by the Hawi-Vallecito Cultural Preserve and checked out the Mesquite forest and Bailey's cabin.

You can read more about my incorrect theory about the Blue Sun Cave here:


The photos.

Anza-Borrego desert, December 21 & 22, 2019


-Dave Bad Person

Ketamine and Clonidine




Back in 2014 I was involved in a major fireworks accident that left me with serious burns to 20% of my body. I went into hypovolemic shock and had to be helicopter lifted to the burn unit of a major hospital.  There's a whole other story to that incident but it'll have to wait until another day.  This blog post is a recollection of just a small part of my experience, soon after my arrival at the hospital...
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So I had a memory flashback from my burn accident last night. I'd just arrived at the hospital by helicopter and was already doped up on 14mg of morphine but was still in a lot of pain. The doctors were just beginning the first stages of treatment after my initial admission through the trauma unit.

One of the woman doctors gave me an injection of ketamine to help with the pain but because my body was already so fired up with adrenaline, it just made me angry. Ketamine is known to dysregulate the adrenaline system, and this was the beginnings of ketamine rage that I was experiencing. I started telling the doctors that they're giving me something that's making me really angry. The doctors were saying not to be angry because they were trying to help me. I said I can't help it, it's something they're giving me that's making me super pissed off, and I think it's the ketamine. The same woman doctor came and gave me some more ketamine and I politely said "No more ketamine, it's making me angry", but she gave it to me anyway.

There was a bit of a panic and rush going on with the doctors and nurses to get me stabilized. Little did they know that the ketamine was making me enraged and furious and I couldn't control it. They decided to strap me into the hospital gurney in case I started writhing with pain or behaving oddly from the cocktail of drugs they were giving me. I told them again, "No more ketamine". That same woman doctor heard me and thought I wanted more ketamine and came at me with a needle to give me more, so I yelled at her "NO MORE FUCKING KETAMINE!".

The anger continued to become a furious rage and I couldn't stop it. I started yelling at the doctors, "YOU'VE GIVEN ME TOO MUCH FUCKING KETAMINE!"  I told them I was going into a ketamine rage and needed xylazine. I remembered from my scientist days, we always gave ketamine and xylazine together for anesthetizing animals. By this time my vital signs were starting to go through the roof as the rage increased. The doctors noticed this. The rage was incredible, like those stories you hear of people on angel dust who go on a rampage and still keep running even when the cops have shot them a bunch of times. Angel dust, or phencyclidine, otherwise known as PCP, is in the same class of chemicals as ketamine and has many of the same effects, and this rage was similar to those angel dust horror stories. It was like those stories you sometimes hear about some grandma who saved her husband who was trapped under a car, in which she had some sort of adrenaline burst and lifted the car with one arm and dragged her husband out from underneath the car with the other.

So there I was in emergency room going into a Hulk rage. All my’s muscles were at full flex, and I no longer had the normal levels of inhibition that protect us from damaging ourselves by flexing our muscles to their true capacity. I said "I NEED FUCKING XYLAXINE!" By this time my whole adrenaline system was on double overtime and I started joking around to try and keep calm. I said "MY NAME IS NOT QUAID”, a reference to the scene in Total Recall where Arnold Schwarzenegger's character, Douglas Quaid, pops his memory cap while at Recall. I continued yelling "I NEED FUCKING XYLAZINE". They asked what's xylazine? I yelled "USE YOUR FUCKING PHONE AND LOOK IT UP!”.  A doctor asked me how to spell it, so I started spelling it out "X-Y-L-A-fucking-Z-I-N-E!". Someone got it up on their phone and read what it said, "It's an alpha-2 adrenergic blocker and an analogue of clonidine".  Suddenly one of the doctors paused and said "clonidine" and raced off to get some.

By now the rage was severe and becoming uncontrollable. The doctors debated about adding clonidine to the cocktail of drugs they'd already pumped into me. By this time I was furious and decided to test out my new-found Hulk muscles by flexing against the straps that were holding me down on the hospital gurney. I flexed my arms and was worried about the straps cutting through the burned skin on my arms, but I kept flexing. Suddenly one of the straps popped.

For a moment there was silence and the doctors all took a step back in terror. One of them said they should call security. I said "I DON'T WANT TO HURT ANYONE BUT I CAN'T HELP BEING ANGRY. I JUST NEED XYLAZINE". The doctor who'd gone to get some clonidine finally returned. The doctors debated quickly about what the dosage should be and loaded up a syringe.  The same woman doctor who'd given me too much ketamine now came at me with a syringe full of clonidine and administered it intravenously. Within a few seconds my muscles relaxed, the rage faded away, and I let out a couple of sighs of relief as I become almost completely normal again. Right away I said to the doctor who'd given me too much ketamine, "Don't ever do that to anyone ever again". She said "How did you know you needed Xylazine?". I said "Because I'm a fucking neuroscientist!".

Soon things were back to normal and I was stabilized and wheeled away to the intensive care unit. As I was pushed out the door I said "You learned some pharmacology tonight, they didn't teach you that in medical school".  They didn't seem to happy with that comment.

For months after that, whenever I returned to the hospital, I would jokingly ask them for drugs that I knew they would never give me. When I asked for ketamine they'd say "There's no way you're ever getting that again".

So there you go folks, watch out for ketamine, it can turn you into a rage monster. The antidote is clonidine.


-Dave Bad Person




Just so you get some idea of what I went through, here's a picture they took at the hospital a few days after my admission




Here's a picture from just after my skin graft surgery




Here's an anniversary card I gave to my wife eight years earlier. At that time I was known for putting bottles and cans filled with diesel onto campfires as a pyrotechnic effect, and sometimes it hadn't worked out well.




Ketamine structural formula




Structural formulas of Xylazine (left) and Clonidine (right)

 





References

https://wiki2.org/en/Ketamine
https://wiki2.org/en/Xylazine
https://wiki2.org/en/Clonidine
https://wiki2.org/en/Alpha-2_adrenergic_receptor
https://wiki2.org/en/N-Methyl-D-aspartate_receptor





Monday, December 30, 2019

The beginnings of Deathball, the 60mph sphere robot

This is the sphere robot I've been working on for the past few months. The plan is to make it be able to do 60mph, which is kind of a scary idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVNJqol2JX0







Update January 7th, 2020.
Samsung just showed off their new Ballie robot at the Consumer Electronics show in Las Vegas. Ballie is a new personal assistant sphere robot, and looks pretty cool, but can it do 60mph (97kmph) like my sphere robot "Deathball"? I very much doubt it. Deathball will smash Ballie into a million pieces, if your dog doesn't first.
https://youtu.be/3j8nxMYAjEQ

Thursday, December 26, 2019

Christmas 2019




On Christmas Day 2019 I saw a bunch of the usual Christmas posts, straight out of the heart of conformism, straight down the middle of the road.  Well of course, me being me, I had to do something different.  So I made the following post and posted some pictures and videos shown below, just to stir people up.  Hey, I'm Dave Bad Person, what did you expect?



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Hey remember folks, today is Jesus's birthday. He's 2019 years old today. Of course, the reason that God gave us Jesus was so we could kill him. Yes, God needed us to kill his only son so he could forgive us for being the bad people he made us, so he could forgive our sins. That makes sense, right? So why did God do this? Well, ask any devoted Christian and they'll tell you, "Because he loves us". I presume that's also why God wants us to burn in hell for all eternity if we don't follow his rules, because he loves us. Perhaps God shouldn't have made us such shitty people in the first place, that would have saved him a lot of hassle and a dead son.

Hey, come to think of it, why was God only able to have one son? You'd think the almighty that made the entire universe could have another son, right? Seems odd to me.

Hey, and Mary told Joseph she was pregnant but she hadn't been with another man. And he believed that shit? What a gullible idiot.

Hey, why doesn't the Bible mention the miracles of teenage Jesus? Is it because he didn't perfect his godlike powers until adulthood? Or maybe he was a disturbed teenager and did some inappropriate things with his powers that were best not mentioned?

Hey, did you know that crucifixion was the standard punishment for enemies of the Roman state? Yup. Jesus was seen by the Romans as a disturber of the peace, and possibly as someone who might incite the Jews to rise up and try to take back their land from the Romans. So he was crucified as an enemy of the state. Of course, Roman soldiers would have to guard people who were being crucified, otherwise their friends would come and rescue them. Crucifixion would normally take a few days to finish someone off, so to save time the guards would often speed up the process by jabbing them in the chest with a spear to give them a punctured lung. That way they died quicker and the guards could go home sooner. Now you know why Jesus was stabbed in the chest with a spear by the Roman soldier Longinus, because Longinus wanted to get home in time for dinner. Pretty cool huh?

Hey, I'm sure you've heard Jesus referred to as "The Lamb of God", but have you ever noticed that Jesus is never depicted as a lamb on a cross? That's because that would be animal sacrifice, and that's a pagan ritual.

Hey, you've probably heard the story that Jesus's body disappeared from the cave where it was being stored because he'd risen from the dead? That's actually not what happened at all. Nope, his friends actually bribed the guards at the cave so they could take his body away for a burial according to their own traditions. This is actually written in the Bible at Matthew 28: 11-15, and also in the Jewish Tanakh.

That's all for now. I'm glad to have brought you these cheerful Christmas truths. The important thing to remember is what Christmas is all about: the presents. Even more important is to remember that Jesus died for our sins, which means that if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing. So get out there and start doing some bad stuff for Jesus's sake.



Look what Santa brought me this year. Best Christmas ever *sniffle*



And now for some Christmas cheer

Here are some clips from South Park season 3 episode 10, Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics. I haven't figured out how to embed these yet, so they're just links for now.

Mr. Garrison attacks the rest of the world for the way they celebrate Christmas.

South Park. An introduction to Mr. Hankey's Christmas classics.
Satan and the gang sing about Christmas in Hell.
https://southpark.cc.com/clips/103390/hitler-sings


Our favorite president says Merry Christmas




Here's a different Christmas video called Dear Satan, narrated by Patrick Stewart.

https://vimeo.com/246983302




The meme of the year, Christmas version.




And here's something for the Jews and Chanukah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avx2OhiSJAw





And a couple of movies to add some Christmas cheer. These are just clips unless you pay to watch them on YouTube.

Bad Santa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYS6XvqoZ6g





The Nightmare Before Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9KE6n3x6O8




-Dave Bad Person

How to grow Sturt’s Desert Pea



Here are some tips for growing Sturt's Desert Pea, Swainsonia formosa (formerly known as Clianthus formosus)


  • They are usually grown as annual plants but can live up to a few years if conditions are favorable.
  • The seeds have a long viability and can germinate after many years.
  • Wait until spring to plant your seeds, they prefer warm weather.
  • Sturt’s Desert Peas like a hot sunny location but can tolerate light frost.
  • They never survive if you transplant them, so plant the seed exactly where you want it to grow. If that first root is disturbed, the plant will die.
  • The plants send out runners that spread along the ground, so give them enough space to grow.
  • They prefer a loose, well-draining, inorganic soil similar to the soil used for cacti and succulents.
  • If growing in pots, use a pot that’s wide rather than deep, at least 6 inches deep but 12 or more inches across. Hanging baskets also work well.
  • Boil a cup full of water, let the water cool off until you can just barely put your finger in it without burning, then soak the pea seeds overnight or at least five hours.
  • Seeds that float don’t have an embryo, so don't use them.
  • After the warm water soaking, the seeds will germinate within a few days, and some may even appear within a day.
  • Protect from slugs, snails, and other pests.
  • When the plant is about 4 inches high you can begin regular applications of slow release fertilizer. Despite being desert plants they are heavy feeders and will reward you with lots of flowers if fertilized well. They are not phosphorus sensitive like some Australian native plants and do not need specialized fertilizer.
  • Sturt’s Desert Peas don’t like too much water, so don’t overwater them. Bottom watering may help to prevent rotting at the base of the stem. Mounding the soil, planting under eaves, unglazed terracotta pots, and hanging baskets may help them survive in rainy areas.
  • To keep plants compact and flowering well, pinch out the tips to encourage compact growth. Do not allow runners to become longer than 3ft. Cut back old stems after flowering, this will encourage new growth from the center of the plant.
  • A few seeds will germinate much later than the rest, so you might find new plants appearing weeks or months after sowing the seeds.
  • If you succeed it will be worth it. The flowers are large and numerous, and the color is intensely red. They are one of the most spectacular flowers in the pea family.
  • Sturt’s Desert Pea makes a great cut flower. If flowers are picked just as they open, they can last up to 30 days in water.
  • In the wild in Central Australia the flowers are pollinated by birds. However, even without pollinators and other plants around, you might find some seed pods are formed, giving you seeds for future planting. Allow the pods to dry completely before harvesting.






Thursday, December 19, 2019

The Kumeyaay Astronomical Calendar of Blue Sun Cave in Anza-Borrego Desert State Park




Our discovery

Some of you may know of the Blue Sun Cave in Anza-Borrego Desert State Park, which has various Kumeyaay pictographs inside it, including several suns, and one particular blue sun from which the cave gets its name. The surrounding area has ample evidence of native habitation including pottery shards, seed grinding holes, and an overhanging rock shelter with smoke marks from fires.

Last year we just happened to visit the cave around sunset in November and discovered that a shaft of sunlight penetrates the cave just before the sun sets behind the nearby hills. I took photos of this event, as shown below. The phenomenon only lasted for a few minutes.








Returning to the site a month and a half later and examining the situation further, I discovered that a small triangle of sky is formed between the cave mouth, a boulder in front of the cave, and the nearby hills, as shown below.




This arrangement appears to create a natural astronomical calendar that only allows the sun to penetrate the cave for a few minutes just before sunset, and only for several weeks either side of the winter solstice when the sun is correctly aligned with the triangular aperture between the rocks.

To me, it seemed obvious that this was why the Kumeyaay painted suns inside the cave. The cave served as a natural calendar for the Kumeyaay that marked the winter solstice. There is another "solstice cave" in Anza-Borrego with suns painted inside, and Native Americans have been known to mark such natural calendars in other parts of the southwest.


Sun daggers

I did some quick online research and found out that these rock calendars are known as "sun daggers", because the shaft of sunlight has a dagger-like shape. Often Native Americans mark these sites with rock art.

For example here are some "sun daggers" similar to the one I observed at Blue Sun Cave.

This one is in Colorado and marks the spring and autumn equinoxes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftueWxwI024







Below is the famous Anasazi sun dagger at Chaco Canyon in New Mexico, which marks both solstices and equinoxes. This sun dagger appears to have been made by the Anasazi rather than being natural.

Here is the Wikipedia article on this sun dagger.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fajada_Butte

More info from another site
http://ancients-bg.com/the-anasazi-sun-dagger/



Here is an astronomical clock from Tübatulabal territory in Kern country, California.
https://www.peregriff.com/wanderings/clock-rock-pictographs/




And another sun dagger in West Texas.
https://www.ancient-origins.net/news-history-archaeology/thousand-years-ago-native-americans-aligned-drawings-solstice-sun-002653








Another Kumeyaay solstice calendar


After thinking about this for a while I realized there is another Kumeyaay astronomical calendar in this area.  It's located at the El Vallecito archeological site, just across the Mexican border near the town of La Rumorosa.  The site is the largest collection of Kumeyaay rock art in the region. One particular pictograph is known as El Diablito, which means "The Little Devil". Apparently in the early morning of the winter solstice a sun dagger enters the boulder cave where El Diablito resides and passes through his eyes.  I've been to the El Vallecito Archeological Site a few times and have seen the El Diablito pictograph, but I haven't seen it on the winter solstice.  I'll have to see if I che
ck that out some time
https://wiki2.org/en/El_Vallecito
http://lastadventurer.com/last-adventurers-fieldnotes/elvallecitorockart








The realization!

Well it just so happens we are going camping in Anza-Borrego again this coming weekend and I noticed that Saturday December 21st, 2019 is the winter solstice. This means it would be a great time to check out the Blue Sun Cave's sun dagger again. The question however, was when would we need to be there?

Looking at the EXIF data for the photos I took of the sun dagger last year, I found out that I took the photos between 3:25 and 3:29pm on November 10th, 2018. So the phenomenon lasted no more than about 5 minutes Using timeanddate.com I was able to determine that sunset on that day was at 4:46pm, and that sunset on the winter solstice of 2018 was at 4:42pm. I was also able to determine that those sunset times are the same in 2019. So there is only a four minute difference between the time of sunset on November 10th and December 21st.


So it is reasonable to assume that the sun dagger will appear in the Blue Sun Cave on December 21st, 2019 between about 3:20 and 3:25pm.



Let's see how I go checking it out. I wonder if I can get video? I'll post the results here next week.


Update, December 23rd, 2019.




Well that idea was thoroughly debunked. You can see the shadow on the cave entrance at sunset in this pic. On the winter solstice the sun is too low and therefore sets too far south to enter the cave at all. Wah waaah.  I was completely and unequivocally wrong.




Further resources
https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sdut-footprints-have-faded-but-spirit-remains-at-2004feb08-story.html






Wednesday, December 18, 2019

Recent developments in Dave Bad Person's garden


Here's what's flowering on the balcony this morning: Fenestraria rhopalophylla, the Window Plant. It normally lives buried in desert sands in Namibia with just the windowed leaf tips poking above the surface to allow light to enter the plant underground.  Not long ago this was a rare plant in cultivation. However it's easy growing has made it a lot more common, and now it can be found in the gardening section of big box stores such as Target, Walmart and Home Depot.

Here's what it looks like in habitat. This is a pic I got from the internet.






Succulent Revival


I had a revival of my interest in succulent plants this autumn. I've been growing cactuses* and succulents for about 25 years now, which started with my dad and grandfather growing them when I was a kid. With the renewed interest, I decided to expand my plant collection significantly for the first time in several years. I live in Southern California and grow my plants outdoors, with no cover against the elements because I just don't have much space. This has caused my collection to undergo natural selection over the years. Anything that can't handle the baking summer sun or the occasional heavy winter rainfall simply dies. However this time I was a little smarter with my choices and looked for plants that I knew were from winter rainfall areas and would therefore be more likely to survive here.

* You don't need to use Latin plurals anymore. Latin is dead.  It's been dead for about 1500 years. The word "cacti" can now be spelled "cactuses". Get with the times!

Another thing I've started doing is collecting seeds of rare and unusual succulent plants.  I intend to propagate them. It's a whole lot cheaper to buy rare plants as seeds and grow them yourself. Even moderately rare plants can go for $50-$100 or even more. Growing them yourself saves a lot of money. You just need some care and patience, several years of time for the plants to grow from seed, and an expectation that some things might die along the way.  It's also a whole lot more fun to watch them grow than just buying plants off the internet or from a nursery.  

So  I bought a bunch of pots and trays and a bunch of soil ingredients and put them over at my father-in-law's house where there's some space.  He has a vegetable garden he no longer uses so I took over some of that space.  Here I can begin germinating my seeds.  Autumn might not seem like the best time to start sowing seeds, but some of these winter growing plants do germinate in autumn or winter, which is when the rains or fog begins in their native homes in the deserts of Southwestern Africa. So I've managed to get a few things to come up already.


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Dave's Succulent Soil

Just as a quick aside, I'd like to mention that I make my own succulent soil. You can't rely on so-called "cactus potting soil" that you find at most nurseries and garden centers because they generally contain too much organic matter.  Succulents live in deserts and perfer a soil that's made of mostly inorganic components.  Highly organic soils tend not to drain well and hold too much water for succulents. They also harbor fungi and pests that can be detrimental to succulents. So it's best to make your own succulent soil.

Here are the ingredients for my soil.

  • 1 part perlite.  You can also use pumice such as Dry Stall, which can be bought from animal feed stores.
  • 1 part scoria. This is a type of lava rock. It comes in a black or red color, or even mixed, but I prefer the red because it looks more "deserty".  Try to get particles less than 3/4 inch otherwise you'll have big chunks in your soil.
  • 1 part quartz sand.  This can be bought as pool filter sand in 50 pound bags from hardware stores or Walmart. It's pure quartz sand that's been washed and had the large and small particles seived out so it comes as 20 grit particles, perfect for sucuclent soil. Paver sand, coarse river sand, or any other kind of washed sand can also be used. Don't use beach sand because it contains salt and will hold a lot of water because it's too fine. I've also used decomposed granite in the past, but be warned that it can sometimes contain a lot of fine particles, depending on the batch, and those fine particles will make your soil hold a lot of water for a long time, which is bad for succulents. Keep the particle size of your soil on the coarser side for good drainage.
  • 1 part potting soil. This is the stuff that comes in plastic bags at most nurseries and garden centers.  You can even buy the "cactus, palm and citrus soil" but it makes no difference.
DO NOT USE:

  • Vermiculite. It holds way too much water for succulents.
  • Rice hulls. These will go moldy and make your plants rot.
  • Non-porous gravel or pebbles. These larger particles contribute no air spaces or water retention to your soil and are simply a waste of space in your pots.


Mix these ingredients thoroughly by whatever means.  A concrete mixer can be useful if you have one.  I only make small amounts at a time so I just pour the ingredients onto the ground and kneel down and mix by hand. ONce mixed, you now have your succulent soil.  Adjust the ratios of ingredients slightly to give the soil different properties to match the requirements of different plants.

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Tylecodon singularis

While looking around online for plants to add to my collection, I found out about a plant called Tylecodon singularis.  It's an extremely rare plant that grows only in crevices in limstone layers around the mouths of a few caves in the desert of Southern Namibia. The population has been decimated by illegal collection. It's actually a kind of freak of the succulent world and you wouldn't even know it was from the Crassulaceae family until it flowered.  Fortunately t's easy to grow and some hobbyists have managed to cultivate and propagate it.  I found some seeds being sold online in the Netherlands.

Importing seeds into the country can be an issue.  So I applied for a USDA permit to import a small batch of seeds. This permit is free and can be filled out online. 
https://www.aphis.usda.gov/aphis/ourfocus/planthealth/import-information/permits/plants-and-plant-products-permits/plants-for-planting/ct_smalllots_seed

I'm starting to wonder if this was a good idea, since the permit application might take 1 to 6 weeks. By then it may be getting late in the plant's winter growing season for me to plant the seeds and get decent sized plants that can survive on their own before their summer dormancy set in. However the people in the Netherlands assure me the seedlings are opportunistic and will grow through the summer if kept cool and shaded and given water. Phew!

I guess I can add "endangered species preservation" to my resume.

Here's the Llifle entry for Tylecodon singularis.
http://www.llifle.com/…/Crassula…/35331/Tylecodon_singularis

Here are some pictures I found online of Tylecodon singularis, including one in habitat.





Habitat pic



Update 12/20/2019

I got my USDA permit to import seeds of Tylecodon singularis from the Netherlands today. The permit only took 2 days to get.  I sent it on to the seed suppler and should get my seeds soon.








That's all for now.  Come back to this blog post later and hopefully I'll have some updates about the various plants I've mentioned.


-Dave Bad Person


Thursday, December 12, 2019

Rancho El Topo and Cañón El Tajo




This is the trip we did to Rancho El Topo and Canyon El Tajo in Northern Baja California, Mexico on October 19th & 20th.  We stayed in a converted barn, had a campfire, rode mountain bikes, went horse riding, and did some basic rock climbing.  We also did a hike to "The Notch", which is a break in the nearby granite spires where you can enjoy views over Canyon Tajo, all the way over Laguna Salada to the Cucapa Mountains and beyond.

You can see my photos of the weekend here.  Unfortunately Google Photos doesn't allow public photo albums or allow you to embed a slideshow, so that's why I've switched to Flickr.

https://photos.app.goo.gl/KQc1btC2nFrQgeyR7

https://www.flickr.com/gp/183162317@N05/J797n6



Here is a 10 minute video of our hike to The Notch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub2TYG2hZ24





-Dave Bad Person