Monday, January 27, 2020

The coronavirus pandemic

OMG, there have been 3000 cases of Coronavirus so far, including 80 deaths! This is as bad as the SARS outbreak of the early 2000s! If this pandemic continues there will only be 97.3% of us left to carry on the human race!

It's the apocalypse, grab your guns, start hoarding toilet paper!


As a person who's been largely disconnected from the media for the last 22 years, now with a little wisdom from age, and a good memory for past events, it's funny coming back and watching the media again. They know people are motivated by emotions, and particularly fear. The media is even blaming the current downward blip in the stock market on Coronavirus 😂

I should get a job as a propagandist. It's something I could really understand and enjoy, manipulating the minds of the herd through one-sided media articles and understanding of average human nature.
Does anyone know where I could get a professional qualification in propaganda? 😂

-Dave Bad Person

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